Why Are We Made of Meatballs Rather Than Anti-Meatballs?

Why are we made of meatballs rather than anti-meatballs? Is it possible to create dark meatballs? Are meatballs fundamental or are they made of meatquarks? Perhaps even stringballs?

The only way to answer these questions is with the Large Meatball Collider. Created by physicists from CERN for the Swedish Stupid Hackathon. Turns out it is surprisingly difficult to get meatballs to collide.

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A team of particle physicists wanted “to unveil the deepest secrets of the Universe—and of Swedish cuisine.” So, naturally, they built a Swedish meatball collider.

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